KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Farmville is her only friend.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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