Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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