if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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