Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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