real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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