Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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