WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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