She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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