do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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