Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Sponge bath it is.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
My breasts were aching with rage.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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