i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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