what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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