I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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