We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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