i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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