im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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