why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I stole a fireplace last night.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
