she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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