Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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