Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It's never too late to be topless.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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