Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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