Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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