I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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