so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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