She said her name was "party"
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
we're so committed to being not committed
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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