Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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