i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This is my gift to your gina
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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