At least make sure they are 18
Why
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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