sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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