hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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