i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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