Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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