whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
please come you make the beer taste better
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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