after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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