on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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