Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize