how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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