Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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