I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Randomize
