STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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