It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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