What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
sarcasm needs its own font
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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