She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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