Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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