forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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