It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I love you.
Bad choice
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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