i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
