I CAN MOONWALK!
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
time to smoke my breakfast
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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