I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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