Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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