Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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