how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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