I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize
