...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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