But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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