so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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