I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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