You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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