biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
