I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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