I just cut my nipple shaving
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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